Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Obscure Reference Joke

If Sam Raimi comes to your door with a branch and a camera...RUN!!!

Monday, June 16, 2008

Finally!

I am now away from school! Summers here and I am moved in to Portland. Once things get organized and figured out I can relax, but until then I need to sort through all my crap. Moving is awesome!

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

The following statement is the exact polar-opposite of true

Boy, that Carlos Mencia sure is funny. He's the funniest guy that ever lived. Actually, it's hard to decide between him and Dane Cook for funniest person ever. I would have to say that they are both really smart and really funny.

Monday, June 9, 2008

F-ing A...nts


What the hell is so delicious in my bathroom? Seriously. They are everywhere in the bathroom, but nowhere in the kitchen or my room (which is covered in food.)

Now you might be saying "But Kevin, don't you shit sugar?"

Yes...yes I do. But that gives them no reason to cover the bathroom. The only thing they will find in there is death.

Oh well! At least I'm getting my ant-into-hot-water-flicking practice! Olympics here I come!

Ready to go!

This is going to be one hell of a week. In less than 2 hours I have a final, and when I get back I have to start packing up to move. It is ridiculous. As if that weren't enough, I have 3 finals on Thursday, and I have to make sure that everything is ready for me to leave the next day. Hopefully it will all work out. One things for sure...after this week I'm just going to spend a week with my Xbox 360 and my Wii. Lots of time with my Wii...

Sunday, June 8, 2008

Thursday, June 5, 2008

If you're cool...

...your sweatpants are baggy.

I notice that the only weird people wear sweatpants that fit well. That and creepy animal t-shirts. You know the ones that are all realistic, and they're usually a wolf or tiger or something like that. I mean if they're that awkward to look at, just imagine talking to them...

Monday, June 2, 2008

New Type of Camera, New Type of Procrastination

Some fun times are to be had with this new camera. I've been going snap happy, and for good reason. A dSLR is a fantastic way to make ANYONE think they can be a professional photographer. Yes...even you!

Just check it out:

From Avery Park


More can be seen here.