Obama!

OBAMA! OBAMALAMABASDMAOMAMAMAAAA!

Fallout 3

Just bought Fallout 3. I can't wait to play it as soon as im out of class. That would be awesome...until i have to do homeworks.

It been a while...

So I have been busy the past couple of weeks (or lazy, whichever you prefer.) Unfortunately not all has been good. Yesterday, we put our beloved dog Tanek to sleep. He had been struggling for a while, so we decided today, due to his not eating or drinking the past 2 days, that we should take him in. In general he is basically my brother, as I can't remember a time when he wasn't there (this guy was 16 years old after all.) It was difficult to watch, I was with him when he was injected. I didn't notice when he stopped breathing, but it was quick and quiet, which was a lot better than I thought it would be. Its how I'd like to go...

Obscure Reference Joke

If Sam Raimi comes to your door with a branch and a camera...RUN!!!

Finally!

I am now away from school! Summers here and I am moved in to Portland. Once things get organized and figured out I can relax, but until then I need to sort through all my crap. Moving is awesome!

The following statement is the exact polar-opposite of true

Boy, that Carlos Mencia sure is funny. He's the funniest guy that ever lived. Actually, it's hard to decide between him and Dane Cook for funniest person ever. I would have to say that they are both really smart and really funny.

F-ing A...nts

What the hell is so delicious in my bathroom? Seriously. They are everywhere in the bathroom, but nowhere in the kitchen or my room (which is covered in food.)

Now you might be saying "But Kevin, don't you shit sugar?"

Yes...yes I do. But that gives them no reason to cover the bathroom. The only thing they will find in there is death.

Oh well! At least I'm getting my ant-into-hot-water-flicking practice! Olympics here I come!

Ready to go!

This is going to be one hell of a week. In less than 2 hours I have a final, and when I get back I have to start packing up to move. It is ridiculous. As if that weren't enough, I have 3 finals on Thursday, and I have to make sure that everything is ready for me to leave the next day. Hopefully it will all work out. One things for sure...after this week I'm just going to spend a week with my Xbox 360 and my Wii. Lots of time with my Wii...

Cops like to follow close...

80 in a 65...nuff said.

If you're cool...

...your sweatpants are baggy.

I notice that the only weird people wear sweatpants that fit well. That and creepy animal t-shirts. You know the ones that are all realistic, and they're usually a wolf or tiger or something like that. I mean if they're that awkward to look at, just imagine talking to them...

New Type of Camera, New Type of Procrastination

Some fun times are to be had with this new camera. I've been going snap happy, and for good reason. A dSLR is a fantastic way to make ANYONE think they can be a professional photographer. Yes...even you!

Just check it out:

From Avery Park

More can be seen here.

Gaming Overload

So I've been bombarded with games recently. This was probably mostly due to my birthday being just a little bit ago (I know you forgot. No...I don't want to hear your excuses. Just give me my present and get the hell out!)

It is difficult to keep up with all of them, plus my school work. While I try to play a variety of games as often as possible there have been three that have greatly sucked me in:

1. Grand Theft Auto 4
2. Rock Band
3. Super Smash Bros. Brawl

Three different styles of game, with a multitude of crap to do in each one. But they still each deserve my attention, and I'm afraid I can't give them all the love they deserve. Maybe someday I will put up my ideas and reviews of these games, cause I think the internet is seriously lacking in that department. But for right now I have class shit to do...

Damn sun...

First you come out while I have to work in a smelly, sweaty basement. Then when I do get outside, you burn the shit out of my shoulders. This is why NASA never visits you! They're more interested in Mars cause, you know, it doesn't sizzle their skin. Well unless you count the Martian Death Rays!

"Thats what she said" moment of the day:

Overheard at work:

(Student talking to engineering supervisor)

"I got a size 8 stuck in there, so I had to pull it out."

Killin time at work...

So I've done all of the tasks that were set before me...now I must pretend. By typing I fool those around me, but it's especially easy, as my boss is in a meeting. Probably shouldn't have wasted all this typing for when he's not around. Damn...

APB on my time

So its been a few days since a post, can anyone guess why? Anyone?

Here will give you some options:

A. Been Studying hard
B. Been playing GTA4
C. Been Entertaining others

If you said D, All of the Above...your good cause that wasn't even an option, but also a right one!

Grand Theft Auto has been sucking me in for a while. Its earned its critical acclaim. I haven't had that much fun with multiplayer, but thats just because its hard to get along with idiots.

Sunset Time-Lapse

I told you this was a great one. You guys should believe me more often...it would be to your benefit.

Late night before the midterms!

I figured I should just stay up and study for these two tests tomorrow. Intro to Animal Science and Anthropology 330...those relate somewhat right!? RIGHT!? It shouldn't be too bad though. I don't know if you heard, but I'm pretty much a genius.

Street Time-Lapse

In this one, I'm getting closer to it actually being good...and slightly more interesting. But the next one is a lot better...just wait for THAT one. I AM THE SUSPENSE MASTER!

Time-Lapse 1

Okay so this one is not so impressive, I'll get better...